No way am I gonna miss you (Bye bitch!)
You were way too small
I wanted bigger things
I needed to take my stuff and move away
You were gloomy
I needed sunshine
So I packed up my UHaul and drove for days
You made me crazy
I went a bit insane
Don’t have a plan now, but I know that I hate your rain
This. Is. How. I roll.
I’ll get bored, then I’ll leave you to perish in this dump hole.
Screw your stupid mountains and your ocean waves. Let’s be real, I never even liked you anyway.
Too many umbrellas and another brunch place.
Oh and by the way - I cheated on you! With my gal, LA
She’s my first pic, yeah, I’m moving on quick (la la la la la la la)
She’s my gal, LA
Movin in with her today, so get out of my way (la la la la la la la)
She’s my gal, LA.
Leavin you in the past
Was the best choice I ever made
Why be negative? In a place like this?
I think it’s safe to say that we have had our last kiss!
Now I got a Philz, oh and a Pete’s too...
And all you got is that Tim-Horton’s-Hears-Who?
Don’t feel bad though, you’ve got free health care But wait - I actually need that one still... oops.
Screw your stupid mountains and your ocean waves. Let’s be real, I never even liked you anyway.
Too many umbrellas and another brunch place.
Oh and by the way - I cheated on you! With my gal, LA
She’s my first pic, yeah, I’m moving on quick (la la la la la la la)
She’s my gal, LA
Movin in with her today, so get out of my way (la la la la la la la)
She’s my gal, LA.
Eh. The greatest end to a sentence that the Canadians definitely came up with... You don’t have to hate everything you’ve broken up with. You can still be friends.
But I still moved to a place With a trashy exchange rate I need some USD, ASAP Gotta make that money!
(Screw your stupid mountains and your ocean waves. Let’s be real, I never even liked you anyway.
Too many umbrellas and another brunch place.
Oh and by the way - I cheated on you! With my gal, LA
She’s my first pic, yeah, I’m moving on quick (la la la la la la la)
She’s my gal, LA
Movin in with her today, so get out of my way
Get out of my way
She’s my gal, LA
She’s my gal, LA.